Why do women have to go to the bathroom in groups? Why do women think we can read their minds? Why do women ask questions that they know are going to cause men to lie to them?
Let’s see if we can get a good answer for them right now.
The question about women going to the ladies room in groups is a question that has been plaguing men since the advent of indoor plumbing. Men don’t understand it because they know that they prefer a little privacy in the bathroom. They really don’t want an audience.
What they don’t understand is that we have stalls with walls separating us in the ladies room. We also have this need to carry on conversations everywhere we go.
And yes, to answer the next question, the main topic of those conversations is usually you men.
We have even been known to try to figure out how to swap dates in the middle because we don’t really like the one we’re with. It’s almost like the NFL draft in there sometimes. We may have to give up our next 2 good picks to get the good one we want now.
Most men would love to know why women, in general, think that men should always know what they are thinking. Why can’t they just tell them and have it over with?
Where is the fun in that? Sometimes women just make that face like we’re mad, you men know the one, just to see what you’ll confess to. We know that you don’t know what we may have heard or found out about so you are going to try to figure out what you are in trouble for and confess and beat us to the punch.
Just a pointer, you are better off waiting to find out what the problem is before jumping in with a confession. We may be mad at someone other than you for a change and you have just confessed for no reason. Besides waiting will give you more time to come up with a reasonable explanation if it is you we are mad at.
And last but not least, why do women ask us questions and make us lie to them? If a relationship is built on trust why would women want men to lie to them.
Women ask men all the time things along the lines of “Does my butt look fat in these pants?” That is a set-up if I ever heard one. Women don’t really want to hear your answer to that question. We want to hear what makes us feel better at that moment.
No matter how a man answers he will lose anyway. If he says no and then someone makes a comment later she wants to know why he lied to her. But if he says yes, he is in for another hour of her trying on every outfit in her closet trying to find one that is better. Not to mention the fight that will happen because she now thinks he is being mean to her.
The answer to that question is that there is no real answer. We just want to put you in a bad spot and see how you are going to get out of it.
